Monday, 3 December 2012

I need subtitles

In New Zealand, I need subtitles.  Let me elaborate a little further...but first, some funny clips that help me illustrate the situation and/or how I'm feeling at the moment...



Okay.  So I don't think my English is bad.  In fact, it's great! (modesty - check).  It's only after coming to New Zealand that I feel like I am speaking a different language.  

Me: Do they have a desk?
Lady: A what?
Me: A desk.
Lady: I'm sorry a what?
Me: A desk - like a writing desk?
Lady:  Oh, a desk! (which she pronounced more like disk)

Lady 2: What is the name of the session?
Me: Sleep Talk
Lady 2: I don't think we have that one.
Me:  Sleep Talk?
Lady 2: I'm sorry - what?
Me:  SLEEEEEP TAALK
Lady 2: Oh, sleep talk! (she pronounced talk more like tolk)

They like long e's here.  Bed, yes, red...these all sound a bit different here.  Sounds more like bead, yis, reed.

And Torontonians - next time you say Toronto, see if it sounds like Torono.  Apparently we do that...drop the T when we say it.

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